Take THAT!!! You dastardly ball of sock yarn! You thought you could outsmart me? Huh? Didja?
Well, I am SMARTER than wool. So there! No more of your shenanigans. You will be a sock, dammit.
Hey, sock yarn? Maybe you could take some deportment lessons from the Rowan Calmer. See how well-behaved this is? Sure, it's difficult, but it's the right kind of difficult. You know, challenging me to be a better knitter. Instead of challenging me to keep from dousing it with gasoline and finding the matches.
Just sayin is all.
1 comment:
Wipe that yarn into submission!
Gosh, Calmer is gorgeous.
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